Damon Salvatore: Stefan smiles. Alert the media.

Elena Gilbert: You haven't given him a lot of reasons to be happy lately.

Damon Salvatore: No, you're right. Poor Stefan. Persecuted throughout eternity by his depraved brother. Does it get tiring, being so righteous?

Elena Gilbert: It flares up in the presence of psychopaths.

Damon Salvatore: Ouch. Well, consider this psychopath's feelings hurt.