Vernon Dursley: Petunia, when the Masons arrive, you will be…?
Petunia Dursley: In the lounge, waiting to welcome them graciously to our home.
Vernon Dursley: Good. And, Dudley, you will be…?
Dudley Dursley: I’ll be waiting to open the door.
Vernon Dursley: Excellent. And you?
Harry Potter: I’ll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don’t exist.
From Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)