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Quotes from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) | Vernon Dursley: Petunia, when the Masons arrive, you will be...? Petunia Dursley: In the lounge, waiting to welcome them graciously to our home. Vernon Dursley: Good. And, Dudley, you will be...? Dudley Dursley: I'll be waiting to open the door. Vernon Dursley: Excellent. And you? Harry Potter: I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist.

23.3.2019 Making no noise and pretending that I don’t exist.

Quotes from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) - Vernon Dursley: Fine day, Sunday. In my opinion, best day of the week. Why is that, Dudley? Harry Potter: Because there's no post on Sundays? Vernon Dursley: Right you are, Harry! No post on Sunday. No blasted letters today! No, sir. Not one single bloody letter. Not one! No, sir, not one blasted, miserable... (gets hit with a letter flying out of the fireplace)

28.10.2018 No post on Sunday. No blasted letters today!

Vernon Dursley: What happened?

Harry Potter: I swear, I don't know! One minute the glass was there and then it was gone, it was like magic.

Vernon Dursley: There's no such thing as magic.

28.10.2018 There’s no such thing as magic.

Quotes from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) - Dudley Dursley: How many are there? Vernon Dursley: 36. Counted them myself. Dudley Dursley: 36?! But last year... last year I had 37! Vernon Dursley: But some of them are quite a bit bigger than last year's. Dudley Dursley: I don't care how big they are!

28.10.2018 36?! But last year… last year I had 37!

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