Young Priest: Who are you?

Lucifer: I'm Lucifer.

Father Davis: No.

Lucifer: Yeah. (winks)

Young Priest: Lucifer is the beast! The scourge of mankind!

Lucifer: Whoa. Ho. Ouch. Yeah, gotta hand it to the old man. Perfect marketing. Okay, little known factoid... Pop made me into the fall guy. He made me into the all-purpose villain. It's sort of worked out okay because I'm... sort of running Heaven right now.