Cady Heron: You made me like this. It was your idea for me to pretend to be Plastic!

Janis 'Imi'ike: Buddy, it's not pretend!

Janis 'Imi'ike (singing):

♪ You are as plastic

As they come

You think

Your sh*t don't stink

You think

The rest of us are dumb

I hate Regina's guts

But here's what

You don't comprehend

At least she has the guts

To not pretend

To be my friend! ♪