Nick Fury: Now this, on the other hand, is Agent Romanoff's assessment of you. Read it.
Tony Stark: "Personality overview. Mr Stark displays compulsive behaviour." In my own defence, that was last week. "Prone to self-destructive tendencies." I was dying. I mean, please. And aren't we all? "Textbook narcissism"? Agreed. Okay, here it is. "Recruitment assessment for Avenger Initiative. Iron Man? Yes." I gotta think about it.
Nick Fury: Read on.
Tony Stark: "Tony Stark not... Not recommended"? That doesn't make any sense. How can you approve me but not approve me? I got a new ticker. I'm trying to do right by Pepper. I'm in a stable-ish relationship.
Nick Fury: Which leads us to believe at this juncture we'd only like to use you as a consultant.
Tony Stark: You can't afford me.
Tony Stark: Rhodes? Snap out of it, buddy. I need you. They're coming. Come on, let's roll. Get up.
Rhodey: Oh, man. You can have your suit back.
Tony Stark: You okay?
Rhodey: Yeah, thanks. Tony, look, I'm sorry, okay?
Tony Stark: Don't be.
Rhodey: No. I should have trusted you more.
Tony Stark: I'm the one who put you in this position. Forget it.
Rhodey: No. It's your fault. I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
Tony Stark: Thank you. That's all I wanted to hear. Partner.
Natasha Romanoff: Well done with the new chest piece. I am reading significantly higher output and your vitals all look promising.
Tony Stark: Yes, for the moment, I'm not dying. Thank you.
Pepper Potts: What do you mean you're not dying? Did you just say you're dying?
Tony Stark: Is that you? No, I'm not. Not any more.
Pepper Potts: What's going on?
Tony Stark: I was going to tell you. I didn't want to alarm you.
Pepper Potts: You were gonna tell me? You really were dying?
Tony Stark: You didn't let me.
Pepper Potts: Why didn't you tell me that?
Tony Stark: I was gonna make you an omelette and tell you.
Natasha Romanoff: Hey, hey. Save it for the honeymoon.
Tony Stark: Boy, you're good. You are mind-blowingly duplicitous. How do you do it? You just tear things... You're a triple impostor. I've never seen anything like you. Is there anything real about you? Do you even speak Latin?
(Natasha says something in Latin)
Tony Stark: Which means? Wait. What? What did you just say?
Natasha Romanoff: It means you can either drive yourself home or I can have you collected.
Tony Stark: You're good.
Pepper Potts: Did you bring me strawberries? Did you know that there's only one thing on Earth that I'm allergic to?
Tony Stark: Allergic to strawberries. This is progress, Pepper. I knew there was a correlation between you and this.
Pepper Potts: I need you...
Tony Stark: I need you, too. That's what I'm trying to...
Pepper Potts: ...to leave now.
Howard Stark: Tony? You're too young to understand this right now, so I thought I would put it on film for you. I built this for you. And someday you'll realise that it represents a whole lot more than just people's inventions. It represents my life's work. This is the key to the future. I'm limited by the technology of my time, but one day you'll figure this out. And when you do, you will change the world. What is and always will be my greatest creation is you.