10+ Best 'Happy Hogan' Quotes from the Marvel Universe

Happy Hogan: Hello?
Tony Stark: Is this Forehead of Security?
Happy Hogan: What? You know, look… I got a real job. What do you want? I’m working. I’ve got something going on, here.
Tony Stark: What, harassing interns?
Happy Hogan: Let me tell you something. Do you know what happened when I told people I was Iron Man’s bodyguard? They would laugh in my face. I had to leave while I still had a shred of dignity. Now I got a real job. I’m watching Pepper.

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Quote from Iron Man 3 (2013) | Happy Hogan: Hello? Tony Stark: Is this Forehead of Security? Happy Hogan: What? You know, look... I got a real job. What do you want? I'm working. I've got something going on, here. Tony Stark: What, harassing interns? Happy Hogan: Let me tell you something. Do you know what happened when I told people I was Iron Man's bodyguard? They would laugh in my face. I had to leave while I still had a shred of dignity. Now I got a real job. I'm watching Pepper.

Pepper Potts: I am thrilled that you are now the Head of Security. Ok? It is the perfect position for you.
Happy Hogan: Thank you.
Pepper Potts: However.
Happy Hogan: I do appreciate it.
Pepper Potts: Since you’ve taken the post…
Happy Hogan: You don’t have to thank me.
Pepper Potts: We’ve had a rise in staff complaints of 300%.
Happy Hogan: Thank you.
Pepper Potts: It’s not a compliment.
Happy Hogan: It’s not… It is a compliment. Clearly, somebody’s trying to hide something.

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Natasha Romanoff: Stay in the car.
Happy Hogan: I’m not staying in the car.
Natasha Romanoff: I said, stay in the car.
Happy Hogan: What are you wearing? Look, I’m not letting you go in there alone.
Natasha Romanoff: You want to help? Keep the car running.
Happy Hogan: Okay.
(They both go in, Natasha goes off fighting everyone while Happy is occupied with one guy…)
Happy Hogan: I got him!

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Quote from Iron Man 2 (2010) | Natasha Romanoff: Stay in the car. Happy Hogan: I'm not staying in the car. Natasha Romanoff: I said, stay in the car. Happy Hogan: What are you wearing? Look, I'm not letting you go in there alone. Natasha Romanoff: You want to help? Keep the car running. Happy Hogan: Okay. (They both go in, Natasha goes off fighting everyone while Happy is occupied with one guy...) Happy Hogan: I got him!

Natasha Romanoff: When we arrive, I need you to watch the perimeter. I’m gonna enter the facility and take down the target. (starts undressing, Happy gets distracted by it…) Watch the road.
Happy Hogan: I got it. I got it.

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Tony Stark: What are you up to later?
Marshal: Serving subpoenas.
Tony Stark: Yikes.
Happy Hogan: He doesn’t like to be handed things.
Tony Stark: Yeah, I have a peeve.
Happy Hogan: I got it.
Marshal: You are hereby ordered to appear before the Senate Armed Services Committee tomorrow morning at 9:00 a.m.
Tony Stark: Can I see a badge?
Marshal: You wanna see the badge?
Happy Hogan: He likes the badge.

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Ned Leeds: I wasted my life playing video games, and we’re gonna die.
Betty Brant: I have a fake ID, and I’ve never even used it.
Flash Thompson: I post stupid videos daily for people to like me.
Happy Hogan: Hey, if it wasn’t for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would’ve never found you.
Flash Thompson: Spider-Man…? Spider-Man follows me? I saved us, guys.
MJ: If you saved us, why are we about to die? I’m sorry, okay? I’m obsessed with telling the truth even if it hurts other people’s feelings.
Happy Hogan: I’m in love with Spider-Man’s aunt. We’re sharing, right?

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(Happy throws a shield and doesn’t hit anything…)
Happy Hogan: How does Cap do that?

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Happy Hogan: Last time, you got hit by a train.
Peter Parker: True, but this time… How do I explain this? Uh… I have like a sixth sense.
Happy Hogan: The Peter-tingle. That’s what you’re talking about, right? It’s not working, though. I heard it wasn’t working right now. Is it?
Peter Parker: It is working. I don’t know if it’s working…
Happy Hogan: You got the Peter-tingle. That’s the plan. I’m gonna go get your friends. You get that Peter-tingle back online.

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Peter Parker: What?
Happy Hogan: Nothing. You take care of the suit. I’ll take care of the music.
(Happy puts AC/DC song on…)
Peter Parker: Oh, I love Led Zeppelin!

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Quotes from Spider-Man: Far From Home | Peter Parker: What? Happy Hogan: Nothing. You take care of the suit. I'll take care of the music. (Happy puts AC/DC on...) Peter Parker: Oh, I love Led Zeppelin!

Peter Parker: What’s your password?
Happy Hogan: “Password.”
Peter Parker: No, what is your password?
Happy Hogan: “Password,” spelled out.
Peter Parker: You’re the head of security, and your password is “password”?
Happy Hogan: I don’t feel good about it.

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Quotes from Spider-Man: Far From Home | Peter Parker: What's your password? Happy Hogan: "Password." Peter Parker: No, what is your password? Happy Hogan: "Password," spelled out. Peter Parker: You're the head of security, and your password is "password"? Happy Hogan: I don't feel good about it.

Happy Hogan: Oh, you look lovely.
May Parker: Thanks. You too.
Happy Hogan: Thank you. New dress?
May Parker: Yeah, yes, it is. It’s a new beard.
Happy Hogan: It’s my… My Blip beard. ‘Cause I grew it in the Blip. It’s a Blip beard.
May Parker: I see. Yeah.
(…)
Peter Parker: What just happened?

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Happy Hogan Quotes

Happy Hogan is a character from the Marvel Universe