Tony Stark: What are you up to later?
Marshal: Serving subpoenas.
Tony Stark: Yikes.
Happy Hogan: He doesn't like to be handed things.
Tony Stark: Yeah, I have a peeve.
Happy Hogan: I got it.
Marshal: You are hereby ordered to appear before the Senate Armed Services Committee tomorrow morning at 9:00 a.m.
Tony Stark: Can I see a badge?
Marshal: You wanna see the badge?
Happy Hogan: He likes the badge.
Ned Leeds: I wasted my life playing video games, and we're gonna die.
Betty Brant: I have a fake ID, and I've never even used it.
Flash Thompson: I post stupid videos daily for people to like me.
Happy Hogan: Hey, if it wasn't for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would've never found you.
Flash Thompson: Spider-Man...? Spider-Man follows me? I saved us, guys.
MJ: If you saved us, why are we about to die? I'm sorry, okay? I'm obsessed with telling the truth even if it hurts other people's feelings.
Happy Hogan: I'm in love with Spider-Man's aunt. We're sharing, right?
Happy Hogan: Last time, you got hit by a train.
Peter Parker: True, but this time... How do I explain this? Uh... I have like a sixth sense.
Happy Hogan: The Peter-tingle. That's what you're talking about, right? It's not working, though. I heard it wasn't working right now. Is it?
Peter Parker: It is working. I don't know if it's working...
Happy Hogan: You got the Peter-tingle. That's the plan. I'm gonna go get your friends. You get that Peter-tingle back online.