(Sheldon is leaving a classroom after the teacher sneezes two times)
Ms. MacElroy: Where do you think you’re going?
Sheldon Cooper: Away from you.
Ms. MacElroy: Why’s that?
Sheldon Cooper: I want to live.
Ms. MacElroy: I’m not sick. Get back in your seat.
Sheldon Cooper: No, thank you.
Ms. MacElroy: You know the rules. You can’t leave without a hall pass.
Sheldon Cooper: May I have a hall pass?
Ms. MacElroy: No, you may not. Now get back in your seat.
Sheldon Cooper (narration): Rules are the pillars of society. I love rules. But what benefit are rules to a dead man?
(Sheldon runs away)
From Young Sheldon – Season 1 Episode 13: ‘A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek’ (1×13)
