(Simon imagines what it would look like if straight people had to come out…)

Abby Susso: Mom, there’s something I have to tell you. I’m straight. I’m sorry, Mom, it’s true. I like men.

Abby’s mom: You get that from your daddy’s side.

Abby Susso: I’m heterosexual.

Abby’s mom (crying): Oh, God. Help me, Jesus. Please.

From the movie Love, Simon (2018) | Produced by Fox 2000 Pictures