(Simon imagines what it would look like if straight people had to come out…)
Abby Susso: Mom, there’s something I have to tell you. I’m straight. I’m sorry, Mom, it’s true. I like men.
Abby’s mom: You get that from your daddy’s side.
Abby Susso: I’m heterosexual.
Abby’s mom (crying): Oh, God. Help me, Jesus. Please.
From the movie Love, Simon (2018) | Produced by Fox 2000 Pictures