Mark Naird: Look, this happened in space, so the response must be in space as well. I have consulted a space attorney.

Dabney Shramm: What the f**k?

Chief of Naval Operations: There's no such thing. You got scammed.

Louis Biffoont: Now who's the dope?

Mark Naird: We signed an international outer space treaty. Any sort of violence and we break that treaty.