Svetlana Yevgenivna: I hate the p*nis. Ugly f**king skin stick. Always trying to get in where it doesn't belong. You like boys. Maybe I like girls. No p*nis is staring at you, hoping to explode like sticky volcano. America... it's land of choices, yes? Freedom to be me. Freedom to be you. McDonald's, Burger King on same block. You choose. One, both. Sh*t, maybe we go to Wendy's instead.

Mickey Milkovich: Hold... you're a lesbian?

Svetlana Yevgenivna: Maybe yes, maybe no. Choice.