Gecko: So, what’s your poison? You a leg guy?

Man: Uh, d… a-an arm, please, actually.

Gecko: 400?

(Gecko hands him machete…)

Man: Um, d-do you want me to, uh, s-saw or-or chop or…?

Gecko: Whatever floats your boat, tiger.

(The man chops off Gecko’s hand, it regrows right after…)

Man: Holy sh*t. Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t! Thank you. That was so… I-I can keep the arm, right?

Gecko: Yeah, just keep it refrigerated. For an extra grand, I’ll let you chop off my d*ck.

Man: Where’s the closest ATM?

From The Boys – Season 2 Episode 1: ‘The Big Ride’ (2×01) | Produced by Amazon Studios

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