(Sam and Miguel come across Demetri and Yasmine kissing...)

Sam LaRusso: Yasmine?

Demetri Conners: Hey. Um... We were just, uh...

Yasmine: Doing study work.

Demetri Conners: Yup.

Sam LaRusso: So you two are...

Yasmine: What? Ew. Ew! No. Like I would ever date this freak. (leaves)

Demetri Conners: Whatever, Cruella. Why don't you go kill a bunch of dalmatians? I am 101% in love!

(leaves)

Sam LaRusso: I can't believe that just happened!

Miguel Diaz: Yeah, I guess, uh... love conquers all.

Sam LaRusso: I guess it does.