(Sam and Miguel come across Demetri and Yasmine kissing...)
Sam LaRusso: Yasmine?
Demetri Conners: Hey. Um... We were just, uh...
Yasmine: Doing study work.
Demetri Conners: Yup.
Sam LaRusso: So you two are...
Yasmine: What? Ew. Ew! No. Like I would ever date this freak. (leaves)
Demetri Conners: Whatever, Cruella. Why don't you go kill a bunch of dalmatians? I am 101% in love!
Sam LaRusso: I can't believe that just happened!
Miguel Diaz: Yeah, I guess, uh... love conquers all.
Sam LaRusso: I guess it does.
Demetri Conners: My whole life I've been, let's just say, less than popular. But at least I had a few friends. And then Cobra Kai comes to town, and next thing I know, my friends are taking karate and becoming alpha jerks. I'm literally being threatened by my best friend. I just wanted to show I could fight back.
Daniel LaRusso: Look, I understand what you're going through. I do. But Miyagi-Do isn't about showing off. It's about...
Demetri Conners: Self-defense. I know. Problem is, my self is too weak.
Demetri Conners: Hey, Mr. L, before we begin...
Daniel LaRusso: What's...
Demetri Conners: It's a note from my mom excusing me from any extensive arm and leg movements. So, uh, if there's an alternative lesson I could do... Maybe a workbook.
Daniel LaRusso: Show me "sand the floor."
Demetri Conners: You want me to sand it again? It's pretty smooth.
Daniel LaRusso: No, no, not actually... The movement. Show me the movement. Remember? You ready?
Demetri Conners: You kicked me!
Daniel LaRusso: Why didn't you block, Demetri? You know this. This is the muscle memory.
Demetri Conners: In case you haven't noticed, I don't have muscles.
(In the classrom students are taking a P.S.A.T. practice test...)
Miguel Diaz: It's just a practice test. Relax.
Demetri Conners: Easy for you to say. You have a girlfriend.
Miguel Diaz: What does that have to do with anything?
Demetri Conners: I gotta do well on these so I do well on the actual test so I get into a good college, which will lead to a good internship, then a high-paying job, and then, after a couple promotions, I should have enough confidence to get a super-hot girl. You got the karate thing. I gotta play the long game.
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