The Best 'Demetri Conners' Quotes from Cobra Kai

Tory Nichols (to Hawk and Miguel): Traitors! You better watch your back! Demetri Conners: He won't have to. He's got friends watching it for him.

(Sam and Miguel come across Demetri and Yasmine kissing...)

Sam LaRusso: Yasmine?

Demetri Conners: Hey. Um... We were just, uh...

Yasmine: Doing study work.

Demetri Conners: Yup.

Sam LaRusso: So you two are...

Yasmine: What? Ew. Ew! No. Like I would ever date this freak. (leaves)

Demetri Conners: Whatever, Cruella. Why don't you go kill a bunch of dalmatians? I am 101% in love!

(leaves)

Sam LaRusso: I can't believe that just happened!

Miguel Diaz: Yeah, I guess, uh... love conquers all.

Sam LaRusso: I guess it does.

(There is a fight in the hall between Cobra Kai and Miyagi-Do) Demetri Conners (to a teacher): You have to do something, Mr. Palmer. Another teacher: Hey! Break it up! (gets between students to stop them, gets knocked out) Mr. Palmer: Screw this, they don't pay me enough. (leaves)

Demetri Conners: My whole life I've been, let's just say, less than popular. But at least I had a few friends. And then Cobra Kai comes to town, and next thing I know, my friends are taking karate and becoming alpha jerks. I'm literally being threatened by my best friend. I just wanted to show I could fight back.

Daniel LaRusso: Look, I understand what you're going through. I do. But Miyagi-Do isn't about showing off. It's about...

Demetri Conners: Self-defense. I know. Problem is, my self is too weak.

Demetri Conners: Hey, Mr. L, before we begin...

Daniel LaRusso: What's...

Demetri Conners: It's a note from my mom excusing me from any extensive arm and leg movements. So, uh, if there's an alternative lesson I could do... Maybe a workbook.

Daniel LaRusso: Show me "sand the floor."

Demetri Conners: You want me to sand it again? It's pretty smooth.

Daniel LaRusso: No, no, not actually... The movement. Show me the movement. Remember? You ready?

Demetri Conners: You kicked me!

Daniel LaRusso: Why didn't you block, Demetri? You know this. This is the muscle memory.

Demetri Conners: In case you haven't noticed, I don't have muscles.

(Demetri joins Miyagi-Do...) Demetri Conners: Oh, okay, I get it. You're teaching me muscle memory. Do it a bunch of times, develop unconscious karate techniques. How about we just cut to the chase and you show me the moves? (Later, Daniel is showing him some moves...) I'm not exactly the most flexible. That's... And I have a little trouble maintaining balance. Hope that's not an issue. Disproportionate limbs. (Again later Daniel is showing Demetri how to properly paint the house...) Daniel LaRusso: That's it, side to side. Demetri Conners: Can I at least use a roller? (And sanding the floor...) Daniel LaRusso: Left circle, right circle. There you go. Demetri Conners: Ah! Ah! Daniel LaRusso: What? What? Demetri Conners: Splinter. Ah, it's a big one. (And some more time later...) Demetri Conners: How much longer are we doing this? My arms are getting tired and I've had to pee since before we started.

(In the classrom students are taking a P.S.A.T. practice test...)

Miguel Diaz: It's just a practice test. Relax.

Demetri Conners: Easy for you to say. You have a girlfriend.

Miguel Diaz: What does that have to do with anything?

Demetri Conners: I gotta do well on these so I do well on the actual test so I get into a good college, which will lead to a good internship, then a high-paying job, and then, after a couple promotions, I should have enough confidence to get a super-hot girl. You got the karate thing. I gotta play the long game.

Miguel Diaz: Okay, are we ready? Let's ask the Dragon Queens to dance.

Demetri Conners: Slow your roll, we got time.

Miguel Diaz: No, no... Sh*t. We just lost one to Doctor Who.

(Guy dressed as a Doctor asks one of the girls to dance.)

(Miguel gets up to go to the popular girls' table)

Demetri Conners: What are you doing?

Miguel Diaz: Striking first.

Demetri Conners: Oh, sh*t, I hope we don't get hit with the shrapnel.

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