Shireen Baratheon: “The Dance of Dragons: A True Telling” by Grand Maester Munkun.
Davos Seaworth: Now that sounds like a proper story.
Shireen Baratheon: Ser Byron Swann wanted to kill the dragon Vhagar. He polished his shield for a week so that it was like a mirror. And he crouched behind it and crept forward, hoping the dragon would only see its own reflection.
Davos Seaworth: But the dragon saw a dumb man holding a mirrored shield.
Shireen Baratheon: And burnt him to a crisp.
Davos Seaworth: Thus ending the dragon-slaying career of Ser Byron Swann.
From Game of Thrones – Season 5 Episode 9: ‘The Dance of Dragons’ (5×09)
