Marcus Pierce: There was an investigation last year. We interviewed... what was it... 92 of your sexual partners? I think I'll refrain from physical contact if you don't mind. You don't seem reckless. Narcissistic, hedonistic... that I see.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, thank you very much.

Marcus Pierce: Not a compliment. Your file is as long as my Johnson.

Lucifer Morningstar: Oh. Quick read then?

Marcus Pierce: Hardly.

Lucifer Morningstar: Well, I, for one, don't need a file to ascertain you haven't even had a snog in ages, have you?

Marcus Pierce: Accurate.