Geralt: You talk.

Torque: Of course I talk!

Geralt: What happened with you? Your mother f*ck a goat?

Torque: I am Torque the Sylvan, a rare and intelligent creature!

Geralt: You’re a d*ck. With balls.

Torque: Balls I got from humans, who left our food filled with iron meant to poison me! (pulls out a strand of hair from Geralt’s head) Did your mother f*ck a snowman?

Geralt: You are intelligent, I’ll give you that.

From The Witcher – Season 1 Episode 2: ‘Four Marks’ (1×02) | Produced by Netflix