Peter Sheridan: Talk directly into the camera. Start by stating your name for the record.

Dean Winchester: My name is Dean Winchester. I’m an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets… long walks on the beach, and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone. But I know who did. Or rather, what did. Of course, it can’t be for sure, because our investigation was interrupted. Our working theory is that we’re looking for a kind of… vengeful spirit.

From Supernatural – Season 2 Episode 7: ‘The Usual Suspects’ (2×07) | Produced by The CW