Chan Kaifang: This launched two months ago. On board: assault rifles, ten. Assault rifles?
Adrian Mallory: This was not a scientifically useful mission, guys. I kept it from you.
Mark Naird: It was a very successful mission, ordered by POTUS himself, which proved that assault rifles will work in the vacuum of space.
Adrian Mallory: Which was never in doubt. But now the Manchester Arms Company can advertise the R-9 as the official Space Force gun for committing mass shootings on the moon.
From Space Force – Season 1 Episode 2: ‘Save Epsilon 6!’ (1×02) | Produced by Netflix
