Damon Salvatore: I got the town off our back. It was for the greater good. But I’m sorry. And to prove it, I’m not gonna feed on a human for at least a week. I’ll adopt the Stefan diet. Only nothing with feathers.
Stefan Salvatore: Because I realize that killing your closest and oldest friend is beyond evil and yet somehow it’s worthy of humor.
Damon Salvatore: Are you mimicking me?
Stefan Salvatore: Yes, Stefan. Now that the secret society of vampire-haters is off our back I can go back to my routine of “how can I destroy Stefan’s life this week?”
Damon Salvatore: And I can go back to sulking and Elena longing and forehead brooding. This is fun. I like this.
Stefan Salvatore: And I will finally reveal the ulterior motive behind my evil and diabolical return to Mystic Falls.
Damon Salvatore: Yeah, I’m done. This is so like you, Damon. Always have to have the last word.
From The Vampire Diaries – Season 1 Episode 9: ‘History Repeating’ (1×09) | Produced by The CW
