16 Best The Big Bang Theory Quotes from 'The Locomotion Reverberation' (10x15)

Enjoy the best quotes / moments from The Big Bang Theory’s episode ‘The Locomotion Reverberation’.
‘The Locomotion Reverberation’ is the 15th episode of season ten. (s10e15)

In case you don’t remember what was this episode about or you’re not sure you’ve seen it, here is summary.

Plot summary

Leonard and Wolowitz try to distract Sheldon when he slows the progress of their guidance system. Also, Penny and Amy take Bernadette out for the night, leaving Raj and Stuart to care for baby Halley. (Youtube)

Top 16 The Big Bang Theory Quotes from 10×15

Ordered chronologically as they appear in the episode.

Sheldon Cooper: I don’t want to go home.
Leonard Hofstadter: Fine, go for a little walk.
Sheldon Cooper: Then what?
Leonard Hofstadter: Just keep walking.
Leonard Hofstadter: You know, I-I do have a way to get him (Sheldon) out of our hair. I’ve been holding onto this for a few years, but maybe now’s the time.
Howard Wolowitz: W-We can just lock the door, you don’t have to kill him.
Leonard Hofstadter: You can’t kill him, he’ll just respawn at the last save point.
Rajesh Koothrappali: I warned you, a lot of people apply (for preschool) when they’re still pregnant.
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Well, I didn’t. I also skipped a birthing class to see Zootopia, so back off.
Sheldon Cooper: Leonard gave me the most incredible gift, a trip to a historic railway, and I get to operate an actual locomotive.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Wow. He finally used it. What’d you do?
Howard Wolowitz: Going smaller would require weeks’ worth of new computations.
Colonel Richard Williams: So get the kid with the two shirts to do it.
Howard Wolowitz: The kid with the two shirts screwed us again.
Stuart: Okay, instead of arguing all night, let’s just split up the baby chores.
Rajesh Koothrappali: Yeah, great. Um, I’ll put food in her top half, you deal with whatever comes out the bottom.
Howard Wolowitz: How’d you even get that up the stairs?
Sheldon Cooper: I said to myself, “I think I can, I think I can.” And then I couldn’t, so… I paid two men who promised not to come rob us later.
Sheldon Cooper (to Leonard and Howard): Since I discovered the satisfaction of working with my hands on a train engine, I don’t think I can go back to theory. I’m an engineer now. And, hey, just to be clear, a train engineer. (to Howard): Not that goofy kind you are.
Sheldon Cooper: When I was studying that railway guide, it was so tangible and so satisfying that something just clicked. Then it clacked. Then it clicked, then it clacked, click-clack clickety-clack, and here we are. Whoo-whoo!
Leonard Hofstadter: I’m sure we can figure the rest out.
Howard Wolowitz: All right. Hmm. Feel free to jump in. “Hmm” is all I got.
Leonard Hofstadter: I got it.
Howard Wolowitz: You really figured it out?
Leonard Hofstadter: No, but when we show this nonsense to Sheldon, it will make him crazy, and he’ll have to fix it.
Howard Wolowitz: Oh, you’re a genius.
Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah, I know. That’s not even a math symbol. That’s just Charlie Brown’s hair.
Penny Hofstadter: This club was so great. How could they turn it into a bookstore? I thought we got rid of all those.
Howard Wolowitz: Can you fix it for us?
Sheldon Cooper: Okay, but this is the last time. (draws a face on the board) Nice try, blockheads.
Leonard Hofstadter: And instead of standing around watching, you can help us build your smaller guidance system.
Howard Wolowitz: And with all these new skills, you’d be able to fix any model train. You’d be the king of the train store!
Sheldon Cooper: Excuse me. I have a girlfriend. I’m already king of the train store.
(Sheldon interrupts Amy’s daydreaming)
Sheldon Cooper: The light’s green.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Sorry.
Sheldon Cooper: GPS says we’ll be at the railway in three hours.
Amy Farrah Fowler: I can get us there in two.