Enjoy the best quotes / moments from The Big Bang Theory’s episode ‘The Emotion Detection Automation’.
‘The Emotion Detection Automation’ is the 14th episode of season ten. (s10e14)
Top 12 The Big Bang Theory Quotes from 10×14
Ordered chronologically as they appear in the episode.
Leonard Hofstadter: What’s going on with that woman you’re dating?
Rajesh Koothrappali: I broke up with her.
Leonard Hofstadter: Why?
Rajesh Koothrappali: She said she didn’t want to see me anymore and I found that insulting.
- Leonard Hofstadter: I mean, you think they’ll consider someone who was in prison for selling drugs?
Penny Hofstadter: Well, I sell pharmaceuticals. That’s just a really hard to spell word for drugs.
Leonard Hofstadter: Well, I’m sure he’ll appreciate carrying his samples in a briefcase instead of his colon.
- Penny Hofstadter: Hey, would you take a look at my brother’s résumé? I’m trying to help him clean it up a little.
Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah, sure. He really worked with the Drug Enforcement Agency?
Penny Hofstadter: He didn’t know it till he was cuffed, but yeah.
- Sheldon Cooper: Hey, Leonard, if you’re happy and you know it, no need to clap your hands, because I have an emotion detector.
- Leonard Hofstadter: I’m not saying you have to ask my permission, but you could have talked to me about it before you said it was okay.
Penny Hofstadter: Like you talked to me about your gaming room?
Leonard Hofstadter: Our gaming room! I was gonna put a scented candle in it.
- Penny Hofstadter: You know, how is this any different from you making me live with Sheldon?
Sheldon Cooper: You… Hey! I shared my Honey Nut Cheerios with you.
Penny Hofstadter: You gave me a bill at the end of every month.
Sheldon Cooper: I’ll just give them the finger. (makes a thumb down sign)
Amy Farrah Fowler: I love you exactly the way you are.
Sheldon Cooper: I feel the same way about you. Now, put your glasses back on. You look weird.
- Emily Sweeney: Honestly, I’m surprised you two didn’t wind up together. (talking about Howard and Raj)
Howard Wolowitz: Well, like you gals, I had to suffer through him to find Bernadette.
Leonard Hofstadter: So you’re gonna throw me under the bus?
Penny Hofstadter: Oh, I’m gonna throw you so hard, I might actually win a stuffed animal.
Sheldon Cooper: Uh, guys, it sounds like you’re getting angry again.
Leonard Hofstadter: That’s because we are.
Sheldon Cooper: Yes! I don’t need an emotion machine! I am one!
- Rajesh Koothrappali: Hey, I was being hypothetical, okay? I would never marry you.
Howard Wolowitz: Please. When you see the ring I pick out, you’re gonna melt.
Rajesh Koothrappali: Yeah, right. Wait, is it rose gold? Actually, don’t tell me. I want to be surprised.
- Sheldon Cooper: Hey, uh, Bernadette, let’s test this theory. What do you think I’m feeling right now?
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Let’s see. You’re better than us, a little bit sorry for us, but mostly glad you don’t have to be us.
Sheldon Cooper (to Howard): Keep filling this one with babies. She’s good.
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