12 Best The Big Bang Theory Quotes from 'The Dependence Transcendence' (10x03)

Enjoy the best quotes from The Big Bang Theory, episode ‘The Dependence Transcendence’.
‘The Dependence Transcendence’ is the third episode of season ten. (s10e03)

In case you don’t remember what was this episode about, here is summary.

Plot summary

Tensions rise when the boys struggle to complete their government project on time and Sheldon tries an energy drink to stay awake. Also, Penny and Amy go to a “party” at Bert the geologist’s house, and Kooothrappali learns Bernadette’s true feelings about her pregnancy when they clean out the future baby room. (the-big-bang-theory.com)

Top 12 The Big Bang Theory Quotes from 10×03

Ordered chronologically as they appear in the episode.

Sheldon Cooper: I am going to pump cerebral spinal fluid through my brain cells to remove the metabolic by-products of the day’s thoughts.
Howard Wolowitz: What?
Sheldon Cooper: It’s called sleep and it’s my bedtime. Nighty-night, y’all.
Rajesh Koothrappali: How can you be embarrassed around me? I’m gonna be in the room with you when you give birth.
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: I don’t think you are.
Rajesh Koothrappali: You didn’t think I was gonna be in your kitchen this morning, yet here I am.
The Flash (Sheldon’s imagination): You know why Hulk is so strong? Steroids. You know why Batman wanders around at night getting into fights? Scotch.
Sheldon Cooper: The first one’s free? Flash, how do you stay in business?
The Flash (Sheldon’s imagination): You want to know my secret? I bought stock in Marvel.
Howard Wolowitz: Why is it taking him so long to get a drink out of a vending machine?
Leonard Hofstadter: Oh, it’s complicated. He finds pushing that little door and reaching up into the machine uncomfortably intimate.
Bert (to Amy): I think Sheldon’s popular because he’s dating you.
Penny Hofstadter: Now Sheldon’s popular? What is happening?
Penny Hofstadter: I had no idea Caltech is exactly like my high school.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Well, it’s not exactly like it. We’re all extremely smart.
Penny Hofstadter: Wow… you popular girls are mean.
Rajesh Koothrappali: I know you have maternal instincts.
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Once, I was supposed to babysit my brothers. Our neighbor found them naked in the backyard eating crickets.
Rajesh Koothrappali: Happy and well-fed. You see, that’s what I’m taking from that story.
Sheldon Cooper: I can’t figure out the math. I’ve been racking my brain for days, and I’ve got nothing.
Leonard Hofstadter: Seriously?
Sheldon Cooper: I can’t do it. I’m not as smart as I think I am.
Rajesh Koothrappali (to Bernadette): Whoa, I’m calling my dad, okay? He’s got experience dealing with pregnant ladies because he’s an OBGYN. And experience with crazy ladies because of my mom.
V. M. Koothrappali: Are you calling to ask for money?
Rajesh Koothrappali: What? No.
V. M. Koothrappali: Are you calling to ask for things that cost money?
Rajesh Koothrappali: No.
V. M. Koothrappali: Great. What’s up?
Colonel Williams: You think you’re the first government contractor who isn’t gonna deliver on time? We’re still waiting for a big space laser Reagan ordered to beat the commies.