Eric Koenig: You wash up on a deserted island alone. Sitting on the sand is a box. What is in that box?

Melinda May: Machete.

Antoine Triplett: A sat phone so I can call someone to get me off that island.

Leo Fitz: How big is the box?

Eric Koenig: Just say the first answer that comes into your mind. What’s in that box?

Leo Fitz: Simmons.

Jemma Simmons: That’s a hard one. Let me think. The TARDIS.

From Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. – Season 1 Episode 19: ‘The Only Light in the Darkness’ (1×19) | Produced by ABC Studios & Marvel Studios