Landlady: Dinner is extra.

D’Artagnan: Clean water?

Landlady: Extra.

D’Artagnan: Soap? Don’t tell me, I can guess.

Landlady: But use of the communal towel is free.

From The Musketeers – Season 1 Episode 1: ‘Friends and Enemies’ (1×01)

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