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Andrea: Don't pull this, Dale.

Dale Horvath: I'm not pulling anything. If you're staying, I stay too. He's right. We know what's waiting for us out there. I don't want to face it alone.

Andrea: Dale, get the hell out. I don't want you here.

Dale Horvath: Too bad. See, you don't get to do that, to... to come into somebody's life, make them care and then just check out.


Andrea: You have no idea what it is, do you?

Edwin Jenner: It could be microbial, viral, parasitic, fungal.

Jacqui: Or the wrath of God?

Edwin Jenner: There is that.

Andrea: Somebody must know something. Somebody somewhere.

Carol: There are others, right? Other facilities?

Edwin Jenner: There may be some. People like me.

Rick Grimes: But you don't know? How can you not know?

Edwin Jenner: Everything went down. Communications, directives... all of it. I've been in the dark for almost a month.

Andrea: So it's not just here. There's nothing left anywhere? Nothing? That's what you're really saying, right?


Daryl Dixon (to Glenn): Keep drinking, little man. I want to see how red your face can get.


(Shane is aiming at Rick thinking about killing him, decides not to, but Dale appears...)

Dale Horvath: Jesus.

Shane Walsh: I know. Gonna have to start wearing reflective vests out here. Seriously.


Dale Horvath: I like... I like what, um, a father said to son when he gave him a watch that had been handed down through generations. He said, "I give you the mausoleum of all hope and desire, which will fit your individual needs no better than it did mine or my father's before me; I give it to you not that you may remember time, but that you may forget it for a moment now and then and not spend all of your breath trying to conquer it."

Amy: You are so weird.

Dale Horvath: It's not me. It's Faulkner. William Faulkner. Maybe my bad paraphrasing.


Glenn Rhee: Admit it, you only came back to Atlanta for the hat.

Rick Grimes: Don't tell anybody.


(After Glenn makes a strategic plan...)

Daryl Dixon: Hey, kid, what'd you do before all this?

Glenn Rhee: Delivered pizzas. Why?

Daryl Dixon: You got some balls for a chinaman.

Glenn Rhee: I'm Korean.

Daryl Dixon: Whatever.


Andrea: Ed, tell you what... You don't like how your laundry is done, you are welcome to pitch in and do it yourself. Here.

Ed Peletier: Ain't my job, missy.

Amy: Andrea, don't.

Andrea: What is your job, Ed? Sitting on your ass smoking cigarettes?

Ed Peletier: Well, it sure as hell ain't listening to some uppity smart-mouthed bitch. Tell you what... (to Carol): Come on. Let's go!

Andrea: I don't think she needs to go anywhere with you, Ed.

Ed Peletier: And I say it's none of your business. Come on now. You heard me.

Andrea: Carol.

Carol Peletier: Andrea, please. It doesn't matter.

Ed Peletier: Hey, don't think I won't knock you on your ass just 'cause you're some college-educated cooze, all right? Now you come on now or you gonna regret it later.

Jacqui: So she can show up with fresh bruises later, Ed? Yeah, we've seen them.


Lori Grimes: You stay away from me. You stay away from my son. You don't look at him. You don't talk to him. From now on, my family is off-limits to you.

Shane Walsh: Lori, I don't think that's fair. I don't think that...

Lori Grimes: Shane, shut up. Don't! My husband is back. He is alive.

Shane Walsh: He's my best friend. Do you think I'm not happy about that?

Lori Grimes: How dare you? Why would you be? You are the one that told me that he died.


Carol Peletier: I do miss my Maytag.

Andrea: I miss my Benz, my sat nav.

Jacqui: I miss my coffeemaker with that dual-drip filter and built-in grinder, honey.

Amy: My computer... And texting.

Andrea: I miss my vibrator.

Jacqui: Oh!

Carol Peletier: Me too.


Jacqui: I'm beginning to question the division of labor here. Can someone explain to me how the women wound up doing all the Hattie McDaniel work?

Amy: The world ended. Didn't you get the memo?


Merle Dixon: Please. I didn't behave, I know. I know I'm being punished. I know. I... Oh, I deserve it. I deserve it. I've been bad. Help me now. Show me the way. Go on, tell me what to do. Tell me. Tell me. God! That's okay. Never you mind, silly Christ boy. I ain't begged you before. I ain't gonna start begging now. I ain't gonna beg you now! Don't you worry about me begging you ever! I'll never beg you! I ain't gonna beg you! I never begged you before.


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Plot synopsis/summary

Sheriff Deputy Rick Grimes gets shot and falls into a coma. When awoken he finds himself in a Zombie Apocalypse. Not knowing what to do he sets out to find his family, after he’s done that he gets connected to a group to become the leader. He takes charge and tries to help this group of people survive, find a place to live, and get them food. This show is all about survival, the risks, and the things you’ll have to do to survive. (IMDb)
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Info and Release Dates

Produced by: AMC
Release Date: 31 October 2010
Status: Now airing – Season 9