Oscar: I gotta be honest I thought a prince would be more of a candy-a$$.

Alex: He's tougher than he looks.

Oscar: Not bad for a European. Better than half the idiots June's brought home. Half the girls you've brought around too. Not better than Nora, though. She'll always be my favorite. What? You're not as subtle as you think.

Alex: I—I don't know. I thought you might need to, like, have a Catholic moment about this or something?

Oscar: Have a little more faith in your old man than that, eh? A little appreciation for the patron saint of gender-neutral bathrooms in California? Little sh*t.