Parent #1: I've got it. What about the United States of Gender? Parent #2: There it is. Oh my God. I love that! Parent #1: I know. I love it. Parent #2: We could have an entirely trans waitstaff. It'd be great! Jack Kelly: Okay. Wait, guys. There's gonna be a lot of different people here at this party. Maybe we should try to keep it a little more mainstream. Parent #1: Hmm. Define mainstream. Jack Kelly: I don't know, like, you know, not turn it into, like, a tranny bar. Parent #2: Oh my God! Parent #3: Tranny? You cannot say that word! Jack Kelly: What are you supposed to say? All parents: Trans! Jack Kelly: Oh, all right. Well, I was close. Trans, tranny. It's like Mike, Mikey.