Skye: When I see you next, who are you gonna be? You got a clean slate. You can be anyone you want.

Grant Ward: I don’t know. Maybe Tom Brady. I always wanted to play quarterback.

Skye: And date supermodels. You are so predictable.

Grant Ward: No, I mean the guy seems to have things pretty worked out.

Skye: Be careful.

Grant Ward: You, too.

John Garrett: Tom Brady? You hate the Patriots.

Grant Ward: The Agent Grant Ward she knows doesn’t.

John Garrett (laughs): Yeah, that straight version of you is something else. I don’t even think Romanoff could pull that one.

From Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. – Season 1 Episode 18: ‘Providence’ (1×18) | Produced by ABC Studios & Marvel Studios