June (to Zahra): How could you possibly have a boyfriend we don't know about?

Alex: I see you more than I see clean underwear.

Ellen: You're not changing your underwear often enough, sugar.

Alex: I go commando a lot. Is this like a "my Canadian girlfriend" thing? Does he "go to a different school"?

Zahra: You really are determined to get shoved out of an emergency hatch one day, huh? It's long distance. But not like that. No more questions.