Rose Tyler: She's never going to forgive me. And I missed a year. Was it good?

Doctor: Middling.

Rose Tyler: You're so useless.

Doctor: Well, if it's this much trouble, are you gonna stay here now?

Rose Tyler: I dunno. Can't do that to her again, though.

Doctor: Well, she's not coming with us.

Rose Tyler: No chance!

Doctor: I don't do families.

Rose Tyler: She slapped you!

Doctor: 900 years of time and space - I've never been slapped by someone's mother.

Rose Tyler: Your face.

Doctor: It hurt!

Rose Tyler: You're so gay!