Doctor: No. I won't let you do just one appendectomy.

Ken (Ryan Gosling): But I'm a man.

Doctor: But not a doctor.

Ken (Ryan Gosling): Can I talk to a doctor?

Doctor: You are talking to a doctor.

Ken (Ryan Gosling): And I need a clicky pen.

Doctor: No.

Ken (Ryan Gosling): And a sharp thing.

Doctor: No.