(Rachel tries on very colorful dress)

Oliver T’sien: I’m not sure if it’s working or if she looks like a clown’s tampon.

Peik Lin Goh: On a heavy day.

(Next dress: pretty red dress)

Oliver T’sien: You look like a flower. A sad, lonely flower no one wants to be around.

(Next: dress with hand design)

Oliver T’sien: It’s not that bad. It’s holding you up.

Peik Lin Goh: It’s a hands-on dress. You know what I mean?

(Next: sparkly dress)

Peik Lin Goh: Oh! Oh! I’m blinded by the light.

Oliver T’sien: This is why disco died.

(Next: Colorful dress with jingle bells)

Peik Lin Goh: You kind of look like a slutty Ebola virus.

Oliver T’sien: It’s like a bag of Skittles. Taste the rainbow.

From Crazy Rich Asians (2018)