(Rachel tries on very colorful dress)
Oliver T’sien: I’m not sure if it’s working or if she looks like a clown’s tampon.
Peik Lin Goh: On a heavy day.
(Next dress: pretty red dress)
Oliver T’sien: You look like a flower. A sad, lonely flower no one wants to be around.
(Next: dress with hand design)
Oliver T’sien: It’s not that bad. It’s holding you up.
Peik Lin Goh: It’s a hands-on dress. You know what I mean?
(Next: sparkly dress)
Peik Lin Goh: Oh! Oh! I’m blinded by the light.
Oliver T’sien: This is why disco died.
(Next: Colorful dress with jingle bells)
Peik Lin Goh: You kind of look like a slutty Ebola virus.
Oliver T’sien: It’s like a bag of Skittles. Taste the rainbow.
From Crazy Rich Asians (2018)