(The team immitates Ward by making a deep voice…)

Leo Fitz: “I’m Agent Grant Ward, and I can shoot the legs off a flea from 500 yards, as long as it’s not windy.”

Jemma Simmons: “I’m Agent Grant Ward, and I could rupture your spleen with my left pinky. Blindfolded.”

Skye (laughing): That is dead on.


Jemma Simmons: Well, I suppose now’s as good a time as any to tell you that I may have misled you earlier. You see, when I gave you back the Night-Night pistol, I lied. It’s still an ounce off.

Grant Ward: I know.

Jemma Simmons: You do?

Grant Ward: Of course. After all, (speaks in deep voice): “I’m Agent Grant Ward. I just jumped out of a plane without a parachute on and saved your life!”

Jemma Simmons: Actually, that’s not quite it. It’s a bit more nasally than that.

From Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. – Season 1 Episode 6: ‘FZZT’ (1×06) | Produced by ABC Studios & Marvel Studios