Betty Pearson: What are we gonna do with you?

Norm MacLean: Punish me with a demotion, I guess.

Woody Thomas: You've worked janitorial. You've done kitchen duty. Are you aware that, at every job you've been assigned to, your performance review has been "lacks enthusiasm"?

Norm MacLean: No, but that sounds accurate.

Betty Pearson: You're currently working with Computers and Information Maintenance. How do you like that?

Norm MacLean: I lack enthusiasm.

Betty Pearson: Uh-huh.

Norm MacLean: It's a predicament, isn't it? How do you demote someone who equally dislikes every job he's ever worked?