Henry: Do you ever wonder who you'd be if you were... an anonymous person in the world?

Alex: I was an anonymous, working-class kid for most of my life. And then my mom became president. Who would you be?

Henry: I'd be a writer. Live in Paris. I'd certainly date more.

Alex: Yeah, 'cause it's so hard for a prince to get a date.

Henry: People I date don't interest me, and the people who interest me, I can't date.

Alex: Oh, my God, Henry, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Henry: Christ, you're as thick as it gets.

(Henry kisses Alex passionately)