Magnus Bane: Why does it take girls so long to shower? Mortal girls, Shadowhunters, female warlocks, you’re all the same. I’m not getting any younger waiting out here.

Clary Fairchild: How old are you, anyway?

Magnus Bane: I was alive when the Dead Sea was just a lake that was feeling a little poorly.

From the book The Mortal Instruments: City of Ashes (Book Two) | Written by Cassandra Clare