Caroline Forbes: Am I shallow?

Matt Donovan: Is that a trick question?

Caroline Forbes: I don’t mean to be. Yeah, I wanna be deep. I wanna be, like, The Abyss deep.

Matt Donovan: No offense, Car, but deep’s really not your scene.

Caroline Forbes: Well, it’s true. I’m shallow. I am worse than shallow. I’m a kiddie pool.

Matt Donovan: You’re not a kiddie pool. You’re not a kiddie pool.

From The Vampire Diaries – Season 1 Episode 8: ‘162 Candles’ (1×08) | Produced by The CW