Best 'Caroline Forbes' Quotes

Caroline Forbes: Am I shallow?

Matt Donovan: Is that a trick question?

Caroline Forbes: I don't mean to be. Yeah, I wanna be deep. I wanna be, like, The Abyss deep.

Matt Donovan: No offense, Car, but deep's really not your scene.

Caroline Forbes: Well, it's true. I'm shallow. I am worse than shallow. I'm a kiddie pool.

Matt Donovan: You're not a kiddie pool. You're not a kiddie pool.

Elizabeth Forbes: Honey, are you okay? Anything you wanna talk about? Is it a boy thing?

Caroline Forbes: Mom, if I wanna talk boys, I'll call Dad. At least he's successfully dating one.

Caroline Forbes: Damon's not dangerous. You know, he just has a lot of issues with his brother. You know, like major, deep-rooted drama.

Bonnie Bennett: Like?

Caroline Forbes: I'm not really supposed to say anything.

Bonnie Bennett: Caroline Forbes, when have you ever kept a secret in your life?

Caroline Forbes: Okay. But you can't tell Elena.

Quote from The Vampire Diaries 1x04 | Damon Salvatore: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped. Caroline Forbes: You gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't. Damon Salvatore: I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it. Caroline Forbes: How come you don't sparkle? Damon Salvatore: I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun. Caroline Forbes: Yeah, but you go in the sun. Damon Salvatore: I have a ring. Protects me. Long story. Caroline Forbes: Will these bites turn me into a vampire? Damon Salvatore: It's more complicated than that. You have to feed on my blood, then die, then feed on a human. It's a whole ordeal. This book, by the way, has it all wrong.

Caroline Forbes: I was hoping I'd see you again.

Damon Salvatore: I know.

Caroline Forbes: Cocky much?

Damon Salvatore: Very much.

Caroline Forbes: You and Stefan talked all night. There was no sloppy first kiss, or touchy-feely of any kind?

Elena Gilbert: Nope, we didn't go there.

Caroline Forbes: Not even a handshake? I mean, Elena, we are your friends. Okay? You are supposed to share the smut.

Elena Gilbert: We just talked for hours.

Caroline Forbes: What is with the blockage? Just jump his bones already. Okay, it's easy. Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, sex.

Elena Gilbert: Profound.

Caroline Forbes: How come the guys that I want never want me?

Bonnie Bennett: I'm not touching that.

Caroline Forbes: I'm inappropriate. I always say the wrong thing. And Elena always says the right thing. Ugh. She doesn't even try. And he just picks her. And she's always the one that everyone picks... for everything. And I try so hard and I'm never the one that...

Bonnie Bennett: It's not a competition, Caroline.

Caroline Forbes: Yeah, it is.

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