14 Best The Big Bang Theory Quotes from 'The Allowance Evaporation' (10x16)

Enjoy the best quotes / moments from The Big Bang Theory’s episode ‘The Allowance Evaporation’.
‘The Allowance Evaporation’ is the 16th episode of season ten. (s10e16)

In case you don’t remember what was this episode about or you’re not sure you’ve seen it, here is summary.

Plot summary

While Raj tries to figure out how he can support himself financially without the help of his father, Sheldon’s relationship with Amy pushes him to continue to understand social situations. (TVfanatic)

Top 14 The Big Bang Theory Quotes from 10×16

Ordered chronologically as they appear in the episode.

Leonard Hofstadter: This is an Euler’s Disk. It’s a physics toy that demonstrates angular momentum, potential energy, and kinetic energy.
Penny Hofstadter: Aw, look at you watching sports.
Rajesh Koothrappali: I was dating a woman at the university, but we broke up.
V. M. Koothrappali: I’m sorry to hear that.
Rajesh Koothrappali: I know you are. That’s why you just bought me a new iPad.
Amy Farrah Fowler: The food here’s supposed to be great. Don’t fill up on chips.
Sheldon Cooper: Oh, I won’t. I have a trick. I only eat equilateral triangles. Isosceles, isosceles, oh, scalene… (crushes a chip and eats it) You didn’t see that.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon, there’s a difference between greeting a friend and following a celebrity into a bathroom.
Sheldon Cooper: If the judge couldn’t explain it to me, I don’t see how you will.
Penny Hofstadter: That must’ve been expensive.
Rajesh Koothrappali: Yeah, it was. But it’s my father’s money and I’m mad at him.
Leonard Hofstadter: What’s going on with your dad?
Penny Hofstadter: And if you really want to hurt him, I look great in Chanel.
Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon, that was so sweet of you.
Sheldon Cooper: Well, I could deduce by his facial expression and body language that he was sad.
Amy Farrah Fowler: So the part where he got stood up didn’t clue you in?
Sheldon Cooper: You want me to look at him and listen to him?
Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon, it’s humiliating. Thanks to you, my colleagues are gossiping about our sex life.
Sheldon Cooper: What is there to gossip about? We barely have one.
Amy Farrah Fowler: That’s why they’re doing it!
Sheldon Cooper (to Amy): Is it safe to assume you’re not speaking to me again? If you’re not answering because you’re not speaking to me, perhaps we could come up with a signal! (Amy slams the door) That works!
Penny Hofstadter: Let’s just go over your expenses. How much is your rent?
Rajesh Koothrappali: I don’t want to say.
Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz: Is it really that high?
Rajesh Koothrappali: I don’t want to say because I don’t know how much it is.
Amy Farrah Fowler (about Penny): She’s a close friend, not the lady in the cafeteria who cuts the crust off your sandwiches!
Sheldon Cooper: That lady has a name. I don’t know what it is, but one time, I accidentally called her “Mom”.
Sheldon Cooper (to Amy): I’m mapping basic topics of conversation and with whom they can be discussed. I call these circles “Zones of Privacy”” Don’t Google that unless you want to see pictures of people’s genitals.
Sheldon Cooper: Two years ago… I got my driver’s license.
Amy Farrah Fowler: What?! Why didn’t you say anything?!
Sheldon Cooper: I like being chauffeured around. It makes me feel important.
Rajesh Koothrappali: You will no longer be able to accuse me of being spoiled!
V. M. Koothrappali: I am so proud of you.
Rajesh Koothrappali: Dad, I’m trying to tell you off, and you’re ruining it with your delight and relief.
V. M. Koothrappali: Sorry. Oh, no, my grown son is going to stop spending all my money. Where did I fail as a father?!
Sheldon Cooper: Last night Amy was angry with me because I’d been foolishly telling people about certain personal matters.
Howard Wolowitz: That’s understandable.
Sheldon Cooper: Oh, I know that now. At first, I thought she was cranky because of her horrific menstrual cramps, but… it turns out, no, she was genuinely mortified.