(Cady wins the Spring Fling Queen and gets a crown...)

Cady Heron: Well, half the people in this room are mad at me. And the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front of a bus. So that's not good.

Principal Duvall: You know, it's not really required of you to make a speech.

Cady Heron: I'm almost done, I swear. To all the people whose feelings that got hurt by the Burn Book, I'm really sorry. You know, I've never been to one of these things before. And when I think about how many people wanted this and how many people cried over it and stuff... I mean, I think everybody looks like royalty tonight. Look at Jessica Lopez. That dress is amazing. And Emma Gerber, I mean, that hairdo must have taken hours, and you look really pretty. So... why is everybody stressing over this thing? I mean, it's just plastic. Could really just... (breaks the crown) Share it. A piece for Gretchen Wieners, a partial Spring Fling Queen. A piece for Janis Ian.

Principal Duvall: Seriously, most people just take the crown and go.

Cady Heron: And a piece for Regina George. She fractured her spine, and she still looks like a rock star. And some for everybody else.