(Simon comes home drunk from a costume party...)

Jack Spier: John Lennon was wearing a woman's sweater.

Emily Spier: Mm.

Jack Spier: And he's drunk.

Emily Spier: Definitely.

Jack Spier: So how do we feel about that?

Emily Spier: Well, he didn't drive drunk, and he's home before curfew, so...

Jack Spier: Good. That's what I thought we thought.

Emily Spier: Yeah, that's what we think, right?

Jack Spier: Yeah. We're good parents. Right?

Emily Spier: Yeah, we're good parents.