Ken (Simu Liu): Well, looks like this beach was a little too much beach for you, Ken.

Ken (Ryan Gosling): If I wasn't severely injured, I would beach you off right now, Ken.

Ken (Liu): I'll beach off with you any day, Ken.

Ken (Gosling): Hold my ice-cream, Ken (talking to Ben-Adir Ken). Alright Ken, you're on. Let's beach off.

Ken (Kingsley Ben-Adir): Anyone who wants to beach him off has to beach me off first.

Ken (Liu): I will beach both of you off at the same time.

Ken (Gosling): But you don't even know how to beach yourself off, how are you gonna beach both of us off? That doesn't even make sense.

Barbie (Margot Robbie): Come on, Kens. Nobody's gonna beach anyone off.