Miguel Diaz: I need somewhere romantic, but not too romantic.

Hawk: You could take her to get tattoos.

Miguel Diaz: What?

Hawk: I know a guy, just hooked me up with this bad boy.

Miguel Diaz: Oh, sh*t.

Aisha Robinson: Oh! That is badass.

Hawk: Right? 14 hours in the chair.

Aisha Robinson: Wait, are your parents okay with that?

Hawk: Oh, they have no idea. Definitely going to have to wear a T-shirt until college. Probably longer. Please don't tell them.