Vanya Hargreeves (to everyone): Thank God you're alive.
Klaus Hargreeves: Apparently, so is Ben.
Allison Hargreeves: Yeah. And he's a complete d*ckhead.
Diego Hargreeves: They're all d*ckheads.
Luther Hargreeves: D*ckheads who can fight.
Number Five: Okay, next person to say "d*ckhead" is getting a punch to the throat.
Allison Hargreeves: D*ckhead.
Luther Hargreeves: D*ckhead.
Klaus Hargreeves: D*ckhead.
Diego Hargreeves: D*ckhead.