Wye Mun Goh: Psst, P.T. Look over here. She's a hottie. This is the kind of girl you should date. Smart, beautiful. Not those like K-Pop sk*nks with no brain, big eyes and small backsides. She has an amazing backside. This is Goh standard. Don't be shy. Just talk to her.

P.T. Goh (whispers): I love you.