Colin Khoo: All I wanted was a weekend away with my boys. And some beer. Maybe some rugby.

Nick Young: Don’t worry. It’s gonna be great, whatever happens.

Colin Khoo: Yeah…

Bernard Tai: Let’s make some babies!

Colin Khoo: I don’t think it will be.

Bernard Tai: Any a**hole can plan a normal stag party. Hookers, drugs, dog-fighting. That’s minor league sh*t. To organize a party this massive…

Nick Young (whispers to Colin): Takes a massive a**hole.

Bernard Tai: …takes a godd*mn mastermind.

From Crazy Rich Asians (2018)

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