18 Best The Big Bang Theory Quotes from 'The Veracity Elasticity' (10x07)

Enjoy the best quotes from The Big Bang Theory, episode ‘The Veracity Elasticity’.
‘The Veracity Elasticity’is the 7th episode of season ten. (s10e07)

In case you don’t remember what was this episode about or you’re not sure you’ve seen it, here is summary.

Plot summary

Sheldon finds out that the repairs to Amy’s apartment have been completed for weeks, while Leonard discovers that Penny has been removing his collectibles from the apartment. (tv.com)

Top 18 The Big Bang Theory Quotes from 10×07

Ordered chronologically as they appear in the episode.

Amy Farrah Fowler: As you may notice, just one of the changes around here is our new house band.
(Howard plays keyboard solo)
Sheldon Cooper: Who haven’t learned their place yet.
Sheldon Cooper: So, let’s roll up our “sleevis” and get to know Nevis. (Howard presses a key – rimshot) Well, I-I like that, but next time check with me.
Leonard Hofstadter: So, she’s (Amy) just been lying to him?
Penny Hofstadter: Well, you’ve lied to Sheldon.
Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah, but to make him leave, not to make him stay.
Sheldon Cooper: I’m hoping to broaden our audience with your youthful rock and roll music.
Howard Wolowitz: Aw, you think you have an audience, that’s funny.
Sheldon Cooper: I’m very good at complaining. If it were an Olympic sport, I’d complain about what a stupid sport it is and then I’d take home the gold.
Howard Wolowitz: JPL’s actually developing a robot arm that could grab an asteroid before it hits us.
Leonard Hofstadter: So their plan for saving the Earth from Armageddon is hoping a bunch of scientists can catch a ball?
Rajesh Koothrappali: If we’re all gonna die, why am I eating so much kale?
Sheldon Cooper: Why would she keep something from me, you know? I shared my body with that woman. And my Netflix password. They recommended ‘Stella Got Her Groove Back’ because of her.
Leonard Hofstadter: She’s enjoying living with you and she didn’t want it to end early.
Sheldon Cooper: So, she’s deceiving me in order to spend more time with me.
Leonard Hofstadter: Yes.
Sheldon Cooper: Oh. Well, I feel both flattered and hurt.
Rajesh Koothrappali: I’m a 100% honest in all of my relationships.
Howard Wolowitz: And how single are you right now?
Rajesh Koothrappali: Eating-cake-on-the-toilet single.
Sheldon Cooper: I have no choice but to confront her.
Howard Wolowitz: Don’t do that, you’ve got gold here. Hang onto it until you’re in trouble and then… throw it in her face.
Howard Wolowitz: She’s secretly been moving your collectibles into storage a little at a time and you haven’t noticed.
Leonard Hofstadter: Are you kidding me?
Howard Wolowitz: See, I’ve known that for weeks, but, you know, I waited till the moment when it would cause him the most pain.
Leonard Hofstadter: She took my Where’s Waldo.
Sheldon Cooper: Well, no, no, he’s over there.
Leonard Hofstadter: Oh, yeah, there he is.
Penny Hofstadter: But is Sheldon really believing all this crap?
Amy Farrah Fowler: Well, he started to question it, but then I fake sneezed on him and he ran to take a shower.
Leonard Hofstadter: You really didn’t think I’d notice my stuff was missing?
Penny Hofstadter: Uh, did you notice your key chain?
Leonard Hofstadter: Where’s Batman?!
Sheldon Cooper: Wait, wait, hold on, do what? Excuse me… that’s my room.
Leonard Hofstadter: But you won’t be living here.
Sheldon Cooper: But that’s my room.
Leonard Hofstadter: But you won’t be living here.
Sheldon Cooper: But that’s my room.
Leonard Hofstadter: You guys might want to start eating. But you won’t be living here.
Penny Hofstadter: Sweetie, once you stop paying rent, none of this is really yours.
Sheldon Cooper: But that’s my room.
ALL: But you won’t be living here!
Penny Hofstadter: Just so you know, I’m not getting rid of all your stuff.
Leonard Hofstadter: Yeah? What are you keeping?
Penny Hofstadter: That candle and you.
Leonard Hofstadter: What about my robot poster?
Penny Hofstadter: Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. I can make do with just the candle.
Sheldon Cooper: While I’m gone, don’t breathe on my pillow.
Amy Farrah Fowler: How about if I just don’t breathe at all?
Sheldon Cooper: That’s my girl.
Leonard Hofstadter: No, no, no, no, no, it’s-it’s important to me that you have the bedroom you want.
Penny Hofstadter: Oh, that means so much. I love you.
Leonard Hofstadter: I love you, too. (later… to Sheldon) Just hiding some stuff in your closet, don’t tell Penny.