50+ Best 'Mean Girls (2024)' Quotes

Damian Hubbard: So the moral of our story is thus: Calling someone stupid won't make you any smarter.

Janis 'Imi'ike: And even the people you really don't like are still people who just want to coexist.

Janis & Damian: So get off their di*cks!

(Cady wins the Queen of Spring Fling and gets a crown...)

Cady Heron: I think everyone looks like royalty tonight. It just seems weird for one person to win this. I mean, it's just a chunk of plastic. We could just share it.

(Cady breaks the crown, everyone gasps...)

Cady Heron (singing):

♪ Cheap, fake

Easy to break

That's how I used to be

Now I'm awake

I'll tell you what I see

Plastic don't shine

Glitter don't shine

Rhinestones don't shine

The way you do

You are so real

You are so rare

I see you there

I see you

I see stars

So many stars tonight

You could make diamonds dull

You are so beautiful ♪

(Cady is throwing pieces of the crown to everyone while singing)

Jason Weems: Ohhh, miss! I'm supposed to hang with my fallback in there but, you know, if you wanted to slip out, meet in my Jeep or...

Gretchen Wieners: Jason! It's me! "Fallback"?

Jason Weems: No, I... I know. Yeah, I knew the whole time.

Gretchen Wieners: No, we are done! Because you know what? I have a 140 IQ, very toned legs, and my parents love me! And you will regret this when you're old because I am fricking fetch!

Karen Shetty: That's how you use it.

Quote from the movie Mean Girls (2024) | Gretchen Wieners: Have you seen Jason? Karen Shetty: Like right now or like ever in life?

Kev (to Cady): Hey, Bird, you ready to suit up and show off your math schquills?

Jacob: Kev, stop trying to make "schquills" happen. It's not gonna happen.

Kev: Jacob, get off my d*ck.

Ms. Norbury: Hey! PG-13, please.

Janis 'Imi'ike (singing):

♪ So raise 'em high

'Cause playing nice and shy

Is insulting my IQ ♪

Janis 'Imi'ike (singing):

♪ So I will not act all innocent

I won't fake apologize

Let's just fight

And then make up

Not tell these lies ♪

Janis 'Imi'ike (singing):

♪ We're supposed

To all be ladies

And be nurturing and care

Is that really fair?

Boys get to fight

We have to share

Here's the way that

That turns out

We always understand

How to slap someone down

With our underhand

So here is my right finger

To how girls should behave

'Cause sometimes

What's meant to break you

Makes you brave ♪

Janis 'Imi'ike (singing):

♪ If I eat alone

From this moment on

That's just what I'll do

'Cause I'd rather be me

I'd rather be me

I'd rather be me

Than be with you ♪

Quote from the movie Mean Girls (2024) | Janis 'Imi'ike (singing): ♪ Here's my secret strategy It always works because The world doesn't end It just feels like it does Just raise your right finger And solemnly swear Whatever they say about me I don't care ♪

Janis 'Imi'ike: My turn, I guess.

Regina George: Watch, this is either gonna be some really crappy art or really good fire.

Student: I just wish we could all get along like we used to in elementary school. I wish I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles. Then we could all eat it and be happy.

Damian Hubbard: She don't even go here!

Ms. Norbury: Do you go to this school?

Student: I'm here for a track meet. I just have a lot of feelings!

Ms. Norbury: Okay, sweetheart, you got to go home. Come on, we're gonna call your grown-up.

Student: Soona, I'm sorry I said you were dragging during "Revenge Party." There was just, like, so much pressure on us to move the story forward through montage. Like, you know how it is.

Student: Alyssa, I'm sorry I said you look like you comb your hair with a chicken bone. I know you're vegetarian.

Ms. Norbury: Calling someone "ugly" is not gonna make you better looking. Calling somebody else "stupid" does not make you any smarter. And we as women have to be able to trust and support each other.

Title:	Mean Girls (2024)
Format:	Movie
Genres:	Comedy, Musical
Produced by:	Paramount Pictures
Release Date:	January 12, 2024

Character	Played by
Cady Heron	Angourie Rice
Damian Hubbard	Jaquel Spivey
Gretchen Wieners	Bebe Wood
Janis ‘Imi’ike	Auli’i Cravalho
Karen Shetty	Avantika
Regina George	Reneé Rapp

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