10+ Best 'Damian Leigh (Hubbard)' Quotes from Mean Girls

Damian Hubbard: So the moral of our story is thus: Calling someone stupid won't make you any smarter.

Janis 'Imi'ike: And even the people you really don't like are still people who just want to coexist.

Janis & Damian: So get off their di*cks!

Student: I just wish we could all get along like we used to in elementary school. I wish I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles. Then we could all eat it and be happy.

Damian Hubbard: She don't even go here!

Ms. Norbury: Do you go to this school?

Student: I'm here for a track meet. I just have a lot of feelings!

Ms. Norbury: Okay, sweetheart, you got to go home. Come on, we're gonna call your grown-up.

Cady Heron: Janis, I can't spend every minute with you. It's not my fault you're like obsessed with me or something!

Janis 'Imi'ike: What?

Damian Hubbard: Oh, no, she didn't.

Janis 'Imi'ike: See, this is the problem with you Plastics. You think everyone is obsessed with you when actually everybody hates you.

(The Plastics are doing their "Rockin' Around the Pole" dance at a talent show...)

Damian Hubbard: Thank you, next!

Janis 'Imi'ike (to Cady): And that's Karen Shetty. She's the dumbest person you'll ever meet.

Damian Hubbard: I once saw her put a D in the word "orange."

Janis 'Imi'ike (to Cady): Yeah, that's Gretchen Wieners. She knows everything about everybody.

Damian Hubbard: That's why her hair's so big. It's full of secrets.

Cady Heron: And who's at that table?

Damian Hubbard: Oh, no, no, no. We call them the Plastics 'cause they're shiny, fake and hard.

Janis 'Imi'ike (to Cady): This is Damian. He is almost too gay to function.

Damian Hubbard: But I push through. I manage.

Janis & Damian (singing):

♪ Just admit it sometimes

Mean is what you are

Mean is easier than nice

And though mean

Can take you far

Maybe this will

Make you think twice ♪

Janis 'Imi'ike (singing):

♪ It's a cautionary tale

Of fear and lust and pride

Based on actual events

Where people died ♪

Damian Hubbard: No one died.

Quote from the movie Mean Girls | (Everyone is happy, dancing and kissing... Damian and Janis are dancing, noticing the atmosphere and kiss...) Damian Leigh: No. Janis Ian: No. (They make a disgusted face and go their own way...)

Girl: I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles, and we'd all eat it and be happy.

Damian Leigh: She doesn't even go here!

Ms. Norbury: Do you even go to this school?

Girl: No. I just have a lot of feelings.

Janis Ian: Why are you still messing with Regina, Cady? I'll tell you why. Because you are a mean girl! You're a b*tch! Here. (throws a painting canvas at her) You can have this. It won a prize.

Damian Leigh (as he's driving away): And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!

Cady Heron: You know I couldn't invite you. I had to pretend to be Plastic.

Janis Ian: Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're Plastic. Cold, shiny, hard Plastic.

Damian Leigh: Curfew, 1 a.m. It is now 1:10.

Janis Ian: Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters and listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each other's awesomeness?

Cady Heron: You're the one who made me like this so you could use me for your eighth-grade revenge.

Janis Ian: God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean. You try to act like you're so innocent. Like, "Oh, I used to live in Africa with all the little birdies and the little monkeys."

Cady Heron: You know what? It's not my fault you're in love with me or something!

Janis Ian: What?!

Damian Leigh: Oh, no she did not!

Janis Ian: See? That is the thing with you Plastics. You think that everybody is in love with you, when actually, everybody hates you.

Janis Ian: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, sl*t-faced ho-bag. But in reality, she is so much more than that.

Damian Leigh: She's the queen bee. The star. Those other two are just her little workers.

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