Damian Leigh (Hubbard) Quotes

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Damian Hubbard: So the moral of our story is thus: Calling someone stupid won't make you any smarter.

Janis 'Imi'ike: And even the people you really don't like are still people who just want to coexist.

Janis & Damian: So get off their di*cks!

Student: I just wish we could all get along like we used to in elementary school. I wish I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles. Then we could all eat it and be happy.

Damian Hubbard: She don't even go here!

Ms. Norbury: Do you go to this school?

Student: I'm here for a track meet. I just have a lot of feelings!

Ms. Norbury: Okay, sweetheart, you got to go home. Come on, we're gonna call your grown-up.

Cady Heron: Janis, I can't spend every minute with you. It's not my fault you're like obsessed with me or something!

Janis 'Imi'ike: What?

Damian Hubbard: Oh, no, she didn't.

Janis 'Imi'ike: See, this is the problem with you Plastics. You think everyone is obsessed with you when actually everybody hates you.

(The Plastics are doing their "Rockin' Around the Pole" dance at a talent show...)

Damian Hubbard: Thank you, next!

Janis 'Imi'ike (to Cady): And that's Karen Shetty. She's the dumbest person you'll ever meet.

Damian Hubbard: I once saw her put a D in the word "orange."

Janis 'Imi'ike (to Cady): Yeah, that's Gretchen Wieners. She knows everything about everybody.

Damian Hubbard: That's why her hair's so big. It's full of secrets.

Cady Heron: And who's at that table?

Damian Hubbard: Oh, no, no, no. We call them the Plastics 'cause they're shiny, fake and hard.

Janis 'Imi'ike (to Cady): This is Damian. He is almost too gay to function.

Damian Hubbard: But I push through. I manage.

Janis & Damian (singing):

♪ Just admit it sometimes

Mean is what you are

Mean is easier than nice

And though mean

Can take you far

Maybe this will

Make you think twice ♪

Janis 'Imi'ike (singing):

♪ It's a cautionary tale

Of fear and lust and pride

Based on actual events

Where people died ♪

Damian Hubbard: No one died.

Girl: I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles, and we'd all eat it and be happy.

Damian Leigh: She doesn't even go here!

Ms. Norbury: Do you even go to this school?

Girl: No. I just have a lot of feelings.

Janis Ian: Why are you still messing with Regina, Cady? I'll tell you why. Because you are a mean girl! You're a b*tch! Here. (throws a painting canvas at her) You can have this. It won a prize.

Damian Leigh (as he's driving away): And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!

Cady Heron: You know I couldn't invite you. I had to pretend to be Plastic.

Janis Ian: Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're Plastic. Cold, shiny, hard Plastic.

Damian Leigh: Curfew, 1 a.m. It is now 1:10.

Janis Ian: Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters and listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each other's awesomeness?

Cady Heron: You're the one who made me like this so you could use me for your eighth-grade revenge.

Janis Ian: God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean. You try to act like you're so innocent. Like, "Oh, I used to live in Africa with all the little birdies and the little monkeys."

Cady Heron: You know what? It's not my fault you're in love with me or something!

Janis Ian: What?!

Damian Leigh: Oh, no she did not!

Janis Ian: See? That is the thing with you Plastics. You think that everybody is in love with you, when actually, everybody hates you.

Janis Ian: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, sl*t-faced ho-bag. But in reality, she is so much more than that.

Damian Leigh: She's the queen bee. The star. Those other two are just her little workers.

Damian is a character from Mean Girls

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You can also find Damian in the musical movie Mean Girls (2024).


In the movie “Mean Girls,” Damian is a character who provides comic relief and is known for his witty and flamboyant personality. He is portrayed by actor Daniel Franzese and Jaquel Spivey in the 2024 musical version of the movie. Damian is a close friend of Janis, one of the main characters, and the two share a disdain for the popular and mean-spirited “Plastics” clique led by Regina George.


Despite his secondary role in the narrative, Damian stands out with his memorable lines and humorous presence. He is depicted as an openly gay character and embraces his unique personality, contributing to the film’s themes of embracing individuality and rejecting societal pressures.


Together with his best friend Janis, they form a friendship with Cady Heron and work together to navigate the complicated social dynamics of high school.

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